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January 19, 2020
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Retitling “Little Women” to Entice Men to Go See It

“I don’t think that [men] came to the screenings in droves, let me put it that way.” —Amy Pascal, a producer of “Little Women,” in Vanity Fair

“The ‘Little Women’ problem with men is very real.” —Janet Maslin, on Twitter

“Into the Marchverse”

“Game of Settees”

“The Meg Identity”

“The Jo Supremacy”

“Star Wars, Episode X: The Rise of Amy”

“Killing Beth”

“The Marmee Ultimatum”

“Pretty Much ‘Good Boys’ but with Gals”

“So Many Actresses Margot Robbie Must Be in It”

“Set in an Old House, Could Be an ‘Annabelle’ Movie?”

“You Liked ‘Hustlers’ and That Starred Four Women”

“Christian Bale Was in an Earlier One So How Bad Could It Be?”

“Four Girls, One Teacup”

“Another Movie Where a Schlubby Guy* Lands an Amazing Wife”

“Shorter Than a Whole Season of ‘Fleabag’ ”

“Seriously, Some Civil War Shit!”

“Little Women: Ragnarok”

“John Wick 5”

*Except instead of casting Seth Rogen as Friedrich Bhaer, they cast a sexy Frenchman with a chin the size of Greenland.

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Author: The New Yorker

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