A Former “Bachelor” Contestant Applies for a Job at the Gap
Name: Hannah V. Please describe your experience in retail. I wear my heart on my sleeve. Tell us a little bit about yourself. I never...
Category : Humorous
Other Vaccines We Should Manufacture in 2021
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I’ve Become One of Those Women Who’s Always Talking About Her Boyfriend, But, in My Defense, We Haven’t Spent One Minute Apart in Ten Months
Since the sixth grade, when my best friend Heather “developed” early and started going out with Mike, the cutest boy in our class, I’ve insisted...
Karaoke Song Selections for the Future
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Things That Are Different in Europe
More than half of U.S. travelers (54%) said they would feel comfortable traveling internationally six months after a vaccine becomes available. —USA Today. In Europe,...
Statistics I’ve Trusted Forever Without Verifying
I believe in science—a bold political statement in this day and age. I trust the facts and figures and the stats, and yet I’ve had...
Shrinking QAnon to Merge with Elvis Conspiracy Theory
MEMPHIS (The Borowitz Report)—QAnon, which has hemorrhaged supporters since Inauguration Day, has announced that it is merging with the conspiracy theory that claims Elvis Presley...
“1984” (Keeping in Mind that I’ve Never Read It)
I’ve never actually read “1984” myself, but by scouring Twitter I was able to piece this together. So please enjoy what I assume is the...
Lessons I’ve Learned in Online School
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Fran Lebowitz’s One-Star Amazon Reviews
Photograph by John Lamparski / Getty In addition to being an author and public intellectual, Fran Lebowitz is also a prolific Amazon reviewer. Here are...