Rediscovering “Columbo” in 2020
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Never Meet Your Heroes
They say “Never meet your heroes,” and I can tell you from experience that it’s good advice. I’ve met all of my idols, and I’ve...
Spells to Cast on Your Least Favorite Neighbor
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Goop Coronavirus Guide
Hello, all! Your pal Gwyneth Paltrow here! Welcome to another issue of Goop. As you know, the world is in turmoil. But COVID-19 is a...
America!: Constitutional Crisis Tarot Cards
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Some Pertinent Quotes from 2020
“Now is a great time to invest in water.” —Peter Montgomery III, hedge-fund manager “What are we getting tested on?” —Tyson Higgs, 27, football player...
What Your Yard Sign Really Says
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Desperate Trump Alleges Ties Between Joe Biden and Jill Biden
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an attempt to gin up an “October surprise,” an increasingly desperate Donald J. Trump demanded an investigation into alleged links between...
On the Peaceful Transfer of the Nintendo Controller
A lot of people—many of them are here at this dinner table, actually—are asking whether I’m going to peacefully hand over the controller to Joey...
Americans Favor Continuing to Mute Trump After Debate
MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—Americans favor continuing to mute Donald J. Trump after the final Presidential debate, a new study has found. In the study, which...