The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog, Across Genres
Science Fiction The quick brown fox time-travels over the lazy dog. Fantasy Quick and brown, Ser Fox levitates over L’azy Dog, just as it has...
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Awards for Best Quarantine Gifts
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My Baby’s Existential Angst
My baby was born grappling with the heavy questions that most of us don’t start to ponder until puberty, midlife, or old age. But because...
Potential Missteps on the Way to Becoming a Wise-Older-Mentor Type
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Our Gym Is Committed to the Health and Money of Our Members
Hey, we missed you! We know that you might have some reservations about coming back to the gym, but, trust us, we’re working in accordance...
Anatomy of an Upwardly Mobile Bicoastal Élite
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Romeo and Juliet’s Socially Distant Balcony Scene
There is just no such thing as social distancing for actors. You cannot prevent contact. That is just not the way our industry works. —Kate...
Toss or Keep?: The Great Storage-Locker Dilemma
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Americans Oppose More Payments to Man Who Is Not Working
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Americans are vehemently opposed to issuing more government payments to a Kentucky man who has not been working during the coronavirus crisis....
Introducing New York City’s Only Boyfriend-Walking Service
DAY ONE Hey, Amanda! Thanks so much for signing up for Male Collectors, New York City’s only boyfriend-walking service, where our motto is “Because sometimes...