You’ve Been Talking a Big Game About Living like a Decadent Widow—yet Richard Lives!
Adelia! Darling! Kisses. You’re looking marvellous, as always. I wish I knew your secret! It really is too, too unfair how becoming black is on...
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Want to Feel Old?
Want to feel old? Your new boss just asked, “What’s a ‘Caddyshack’?” Want to feel old? Your back pain is unironic. Want to feel old?...
Fitness Terms (and What I Assume They Mean)
DumbbellDumbbells—bells of any kind, really—are an essential part of gym life. When the dumbbells ring, it’s time to move on to the next workout. SpottingWhen...
My Glasses!: A Brief History
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Thanks for Calling the Skin-Care Hotline
Thank you so much for calling the Skin-Care Hotline! We know that products, tools, and complexion complexities can be confusing, but we’re here to help...
The Imaginary Bugs Behind Your Phantom Itches
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California Republicans Flee to Florida and Texas in Search of Dumber Governors
CALIFORNIA (The Borowitz Report)—Despondent after yesterday’s recall election, millions of California Republicans are fleeing the state for Florida and Texas in search of dumber governors....
My Summer Reading Report
Name: Anthony González Grade: 7 The book I chose to read this summer is . . . “The Grimoire of the Coven of the Newe...
Sartorial Political Statements from the 2021 Met Gala
On Monday night, scores of celebrities, designers, and artists attended the Met Gala for a fanciful evening of high fashion. The event, previously postponed owing...
I Signed Up for Too Many Webinars—This Is My Story
In the early days of the pandemic, I was spending a lot of time at home, looking for something to do. Soon I started getting...