Some of Your Third-Grade Friend’s Best Lies, by Kyle Mooney
“The police sometimes ask my dad for his help to solve crimes.” “There is a tunnel under my house that leads to the mini-mart. I...
Category : Humorous
Fauci Urges Trump to Remain on Golf Course Until Pandemic Is Over
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Sharply disagreeing with critics of Donald J. Trump’s weekend visit to the Trump National Golf Club, Dr. Anthony Fauci has urged Trump...
Difficult Conversations You Can Segue Into While Doing a Jigsaw Puzzle
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What Did You Do Today?
I woke up early and checked my phone. No texts but three e-mails, from Old Navy, CVS, and the Biden campaign. Apparently, Joe was concerned...
Theatre of the Absurd
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On Being Gainfully Unemployed
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Batman Works from Home
Bat Log, Day . . . Honestly, who’s keeping track anymore? Today I baked bread, organized my canned goods, and polished all of my exploding gas balls. Again....
Your Spotify Quarantine-in-Review
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“Hope You’re Staying Sane”: A Coronavirus E-mail Chain
Photograph by Dmitry Marchenko / Alamy Hey A, Hope you’re staying sane in all this madness! Sorry to be e-mailing you at a sensitive time,...
The Jaded Quitters Club
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