Build the Wall; Fill the Moat
Privately, the president had often talked about fortifying a border wall with a water-filled trench, stocked with snakes or alligators. —The Times. GENERAL SERVICE AGREEMENT...
Category : Humorous
The Future My Well-Meaning Liberal Parents Want
President Joe Biden signs an executive order mandating that all adult children of liberal baby boomers retroactively like the Facebook memes their parents shared calling...
Sunday Reading: Legendary Hoaxes
Stories of hoaxes fascinate and outrage us; when we’re tracing the genesis of a mysterious tale, we often become less skeptical and more willing to...
What “Corruption” Means in the Impeachment Hearings
Corruption is at the center of the impeachment inquiry. Foreign-policy officials have testified that they worked to help Ukraine fight its entrenched corruption. The Democrats...
A Bad Week for Trump Got Worse with a New Impeachment Witness
When Donald Trump addressed the White House press corps on Friday afternoon about the second day of the House impeachment hearings, his fury was clear....
Situations with a Lot to Unpack
Emily and Jason are on their way to visit Emily’s parents at their house in Michigan. The parents are Korean, and Jason has brought them...
“Everywhere She Went Turned Bad,” Says Man with Six Bankruptcies
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a blistering tweet on Friday, the former U.S. Ambassador to Ukraine, Marie Yovanovitch, was accused of leaving a trail of destruction...
Public Enemies
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Symptoms of Impeachment Fever
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Hello, I’d Like to Network at You
Salutations! Room for one more at your table? I’d like to network at you. Oh, you don’t recognize me? Weird, because I follow you on...