I’ll Start This New Project Just as Soon as All Conditions in My Life Are Perfect
All right, today’s the day. Time to end this weird, stagnant phase of my life and start writing my first novel. I’ve been putting it...
Category : Humorous
Daily Cartoon: Friday, January 21st
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If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Writers
Would I have seen any of the fires you’ve put out anywhere? Local news, maybe? Ha. I bet you’re turning this conversation into a marketing...
A Few Questions for My Wife’s Ob-gyn
Hi, Dr. Smith! Thanks for taking my call. Yes, everything is still going fine with the pregnancy. I just remembered that you said I should...
Hillary Clinton Helpfully Suggests that Republicans Look at Trump’s E-mails
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—After the Supreme Court authorized the release of Donald J. Trump’s documents related to the Capitol insurrection, Hillary Clinton recommended that congressional...
The Knights Templar Are Urgently Hiring
Are you an independent worker? Are you looking to make a difference in the world? Are you interested in protecting the treasured Holy Grail? Then...
Things I Am Actually Aging Like, Instead of a Fine Wine
That three-dollar wine from Trader Joe’s: growing more acidic by the day. A male club comic’s standup joke about #MeToo: extremely tired. The New York...
I Cannot Begin to Tell You How Proficient I Am in Microsoft Word
Photograph by Ryan J. Lane Bold and italics are the oils that grace my palette. Cut and paste the strings upon my lyre. Fonts, bullets,...
Daily Cartoon: Tuesday, January 18th
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You’re Invited to the Wedding I Planned in Middle School
Dearest classmate, You are cordially invited to my impending nuptials with my super-hot boyfriend who goes to school with my cousin in Canada. Venue: The...